"The Interview" - Given By Nancy

An interview given by my friend Nancy earlier tonight. Read at your own risk.......but please enjoy!

Keep in mind that Nancy is the one who told me "It's a vagina, not a clown car, Kirsten" after I told her I was having triplets. I just love her!

SLFool - Nancy
Foytoy00 - Kirsten (me)

SLFool (7:33:36 PM): okay...first question
SLFool (7:33:48 PM): you have three humans growing inside of you. is that weird?
foytoy00 (7:34:16 PM): ummmm, yes! But it hasn't really set in yet.
SLFool (7:34:53 PM): i bet - it's kind of hard to even imagine. what's the one thing that really surprised you about being pregnant?
foytoy00 (7:36:06 PM): That I FINALLY got pregnant.....and how much your body changes.
SLFool (7:36:26 PM): your rack is spectacular
foytoy00 (7:36:35 PM): why thank you
SLFool (7:36:59 PM): you're welcome. what's the thing you're most looking forward to?
foytoy00 (7:38:20 PM): Presently? Greasy food. In about 4 months? Getting to see my babies. In about 6 months? SEX with my husband.
SLFool (7:38:32 PM): woo hoo!
SLFool (7:38:40 PM): have you eaten a vegetable today?
foytoy00 (7:39:38 PM): LOL.....No, but I've eaten a bunch of fruit. OH WAIT! I lied. I've eaten jalopenos, onions, lettuce, and peppers on my sandwhich today! woo hoo!
foytoy00 (7:39:56 PM): I misspelled that didn't I
SLFool (7:40:00 PM): what?
foytoy00 (7:40:04 PM): sandwich
SLFool (7:40:18 PM): there you go! it's your pregnant brain
foytoy00 (7:40:32 PM): I love that excuse.
SLFool (7:41:01 PM): ha! enjoy it while it lasts! did you watch oprah today?
foytoy00 (7:41:09 PM): No.
SLFool (7:41:22 PM): do you hate oprah as much as i do?
foytoy00 (7:41:47 PM): I don't hate her.......some of the things are just boring to me. I HATE Dr. Phil.
SLFool (7:42:32 PM): dr. phil needs to crawl in a hole and die. have you watched any movies?
foytoy00 (7:43:41 PM): ha ha. So far, I've watched Fool's Gold and Over Her Dead Body.......I know.....don't make fun.
SLFool (7:44:10 PM): i'm not saying a word. what kind of dad is brian going to be?
foytoy00 (7:45:39 PM): I think Brian is going to be a wonderful dad. I think there's a lot he'll need to learn, but there's going to be a lot I need to learn too. I think he'll be very patient and loving.
SLFool (7:46:29 PM): i can see that. did you show him the baby manual i sent you? lots of helpful hints there! you don't want him putting the baby in the dryer!
foytoy00 (7:47:32 PM): Oh, I should have showed him that! You'll have to send it to me again. What a wonderful manual. It's great for first time mothers! LOL
SLFool (7:48:29 PM): I'll make a slideshow out of it so you can post it on the blog. Anything I can do to help. So, today at work, I overheard one of your coworkers talking about you.
SLFool (7:49:00 PM): he (or she) claimed that the printer hasn't jammed once since you've been gone. do you have Bad Printer JuJu?
foytoy00 (7:49:29 PM): Ha Ha Ha. Let me guess.....John?
SLFool (7:49:58 PM): nope! and i'm not telling.
foytoy00 (7:50:39 PM): I'm not naming my boy after him now. Sorry little John! He knows he misses me!
SLFool (7:50:56 PM): it wasn't john! next question: which male movie star would you most like to meet?
foytoy00 (7:51:28 PM): ugh, I don't know......Chris Farley if he were alive.
foytoy00 (7:51:49 PM): But I know who yours would be!
SLFool (7:52:01 PM): never mind that! this is my interview, see?
foytoy00 (7:52:12 PM): okay next question
SLFool (7:53:09 PM): can you really tell which one of the babbies (stooges) is moving?
foytoy00 (7:54:55 PM): yes! well, most of the time. Baby A is the easiest to tell as she is all the way down there by the "door". Baby B (the boy) is easy to tell because he's ALWAYS moving around in there! Baby C is a little more difficult to tell b/c she is so close to her brother.
foytoy00 (7:55:24 PM): The last sonogram I saw, she was kicking him in the head!!
SLFool (7:55:41 PM): excellent! i like a girl who can stand up for herself!
foytoy00 (7:55:49 PM): me too!
SLFool (7:56:16 PM): it's so weird! i can't wait for them to come out!
foytoy00 (7:56:27 PM): Neither can I
SLFool (7:56:28 PM): and is "the door" what you're calling it now?
foytoy00 (7:57:16 PM): Yes. There have been so many people at my door lately......it's just a great name for it, I guess. "At your cervix" hee hee
SLFool (7:58:03 PM): you have no shame. i saw some great onesies at cafepress for triplets! there was a set of Baby A, Baby B and Baby C!
foytoy00 (7:58:37 PM): I saw those too! They have really cute clothes for triplets......I can't wait!
SLFool (7:59:00 PM): you're not going to dress them alike all the time are you? like freaky little clones?
foytoy00 (7:59:46 PM): Only when they're around you
SLFool (8:00:28 PM): haha! great! did you know that when i get a new message, the sound is jim singing the "Lovefool" song?
foytoy00 (8:01:01 PM): REALLY? You'll have to tell me how you can do that after this interview.......
SLFool (8:01:24 PM): perhaps...do you miss being at work? be honest!
foytoy00 (8:02:03 PM): Honestly? I miss having a schedule. I don't miss getting up and going into work, but I miss the people.
SLFool (8:03:14 PM): i miss you being on the other side of the wall! nobody to laugh with. and i miss going to lunch together. if we could go out for lunch tomorrow, where would you want to go?
foytoy00 (8:03:20 PM): I'm watching Supernanny right now, I'm a little frightened.
SLFool (8:03:39 PM): ugh - i love her. some of those parents should be shot and peed on.
foytoy00 (8:06:00 PM): OMG......I have been dying for Chipotle, La Salsa (a Mexican joint in Vegas), and Chi Chi's. Yes, ALL three places I cannot have b/c they're too far away. Locally though, probably Webb's. I could go for a BIG cheeseburger and an ice cold beer. If I weren't pregnant, of course. Or maybe Double A's or Emo's. EMO'S YES, I want a hot dog and cheese fries. Oh, this is bad.
foytoy00 (8:06:18 PM): My buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.
SLFool (8:06:26 PM): shut it!
SLFool (8:06:46 PM): i'm so happy to read that you want MEAT!
foytoy00 (8:06:55 PM): Well, sometimes.
foytoy00 (8:07:16 PM): I just read what you wrote above. I'm about to pee my pants!
SLFool (8:07:58 PM): i had a beer tonight. a fat tire amber ale. i toasted the stooges! what are you going to teach your little girls to do?
foytoy00 (8:08:13 PM): You suck!
SLFool (8:08:22 PM): besides pee in the potty?
foytoy00 (8:10:25 PM): I am going to teach my little girls to be polite and courteous and to accept people the way they are. Try not to judge people. Their "aunt" Nancy can't help the way she is.....so they just have to accept that.
foytoy00 (8:10:28 PM): JUST KIDDING
SLFool (8:16:01 PM): are they going to be little blondies or have brian's dark hair? what color eyes does he have?
foytoy00 (8:16:12 PM): Okay I have a question for you........how did you feel last Friday when I kicked you ass at Trivial Pursuit?
SLFool (8:16:39 PM): PUH-LEEZE! that was not an ass-kicking! besides, i totally let you win.
foytoy00 (8:16:59 PM): I think they will be blondies. I think I was blonde when I was little and I think he was too. I have green and he has brown eyes - I think.
foytoy00 (8:17:23 PM): WHAT? Noway! I won, fair and square. Don't be a sore loser.
SLFool (8:17:50 PM): hmm...okay, brown is dominant and i took pity on you.
SLFool (8:18:18 PM): but green has a recessive brown gene, if i remember right, so.
foytoy00 (8:18:22 PM): Now I will have to check his eye color when he comes back inside. I should know that shouldn't I.
SLFool (8:18:39 PM): ah GAHD. HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT?
SLFool (8:18:53 PM): the same way that you thought mr. eiffel built the tower of pisa?
foytoy00 (8:19:46 PM): Oh be quiet. I was just testing you!
SLFool (8:20:16 PM): uh huh. okay. here's a random question: did you play jumprope when you were a kid?
foytoy00 (8:20:33 PM): Yes. I could double dutch too!
SLFool (8:20:42 PM): SO COOL!
SLFool (8:20:49 PM): do you remember any of the songs?
foytoy00 (8:20:54 PM): Nope.
SLFool (8:21:06 PM): operator operator give me number nine
foytoy00 (8:21:19 PM): But I'm sure you're sitting in your apartment right now singing them....
foytoy00 (8:21:26 PM): I rest my case.......
SLFool (8:21:27 PM): i am!
SLFool (8:21:40 PM): what about hopscotch?
foytoy00 (8:21:47 PM): I did that too.
SLFool (8:21:53 PM): chinese jumprope?
foytoy00 (8:22:21 PM): Is that where you have two people and a rope around your ankles.....don't be dirty.
SLFool (8:22:45 PM): the mind reels. i need a moment!
foytoy00 (8:22:51 PM): LMAO
SLFool (8:23:05 PM): we did it with rubber bands knotted together so it was stretchy
SLFool (8:23:12 PM): KINKY!
foytoy00 (8:23:20 PM): hmmmmmmmmmm
SLFool (8:23:45 PM): you get to play all these games with the babbies!
foytoy00 (8:24:04 PM): Yes, I do! I can't wait. It will be a while though....ha ha.
foytoy00 (8:24:16 PM): I don't think you spelled babies right.
SLFool (8:24:50 PM): i babysat my girlfriends kids and i used to do upside down puppet shows for them.
foytoy00 (8:25:22 PM): I'm not sure I want to know about that.
SLFool (8:25:48 PM): that's where you cut out two little circles of paper and tape them to your chin. then you go behind a couch and bend over backwards so just your head is showing over the back of the couch and the circles are like eyes.
SLFool (8:26:14 PM): and then you talk and the kids laugh so hard that milk comes out of their noses!
foytoy00 (8:26:16 PM): I can totally picture that
foytoy00 (8:26:29 PM): I just had a visual
SLFool (8:26:37 PM): cool, right?
foytoy00 (8:26:43 PM): uh huh
SLFool (8:26:59 PM): will you let me babysit? or are you afraid?
foytoy00 (8:27:11 PM): I'm afraid....very afraid.
foytoy00 (8:27:36 PM): Just kidding.